leon’s just like “yep okay i’ll take that no it’s cool i can pour it myself it’s fine”
You can keep bitching about poor people “pulling themselves” up by their bootstraps, but they can’t pull it up if they have no shoes to begin with.
The same applies to all marginalized and underprivileged groups.
I am screaming
idk it’s always the same when I start to doddle it ends with cas
Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please
"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"
"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"
"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said.
"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said.
"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"
"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."
"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
”I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.
Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.
You still didn’t get it.
this hit me hard
no but can you imagine anderson and that one girl actually explaining their theories on screen? like
sometimes thinking about this gets me through the day
I would pay to see this
A brief and imagined glimpse into the world of a certain Carlos T. Scientist.
Also subtitled ‘I have no life’.
If you have any other fun ideas for Cecil / Carlos scenarios that you’d like to see in comics, please let me know. >u<
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. The best thing is Cecil wouldn’t even mind that much!
Cecil: *sings to self* Mixing my drink, ooh yeah, hmm hmm, just gonna add some…
Cecil: CARLOS, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
And, let’s not forget the other things they would have, hmm?
Their salt and pepper shakers…
Having a nice drink…the possibilities are endless!
THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH CUTENESS.
None moving one cause gif’s always eat up some colors ;o;