Stop trying to cook. Seriously Wade. For your own sake.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK
my favourite white girls dancing
The Reichenbach Ball, beginning on December 13th and lasting until December 15th, will be a “big, ridiculous internet party” for fans of BBC Sherlock before series 3 airs.
Everyone who reblogs this post by December 11th will be partnered with someone who will be your…
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other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
he looks like he’s singing a solo on xfactor or something
don’t you forget about me, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me
“I do have wings, your senses are just too dull to perceive them.”
Sam and Dean don’t even realize that it’s raining and their friend is soaked because they can’t take a break from tracking a wendigo’s trail for one gosh diddly darned second.
Cas hon you’ve got a heart of gold UwU
wHERE IS THIS FROM
MY HEART IS BREAKING
Not okay. At all. My heart is burning.
The best part is that Gen is the one he’s holding these up to
THAT’S THE PART THAT MAKES ME CRY